The eye sees worse, and the leg aches,

In the morning, strange shooting pains in the right ear.

The dick stands up kinda meh already,

That means old age is knocking at your door.

Stretching your back while sitting on the john,

And this computer has gotten boring to you.

Porn became dull, the woman won't give it up,

That means old age is fucking you in the mouth.

And groaning, you climb into your bed,

Soon it'll be hard to wipe your ass.

The balls will shrink, and the dick will wither,

Soon you'll be able to rattle with your bones.

Wait, do you hear? It's coming for you,

The coffin is already being prepared, soon it'll be yours.

A spot in the graveyard has long been waiting for you,

Soon all this bullshit will come to an end.

Soon you'll leave this mortal world,

No one will remember you, as if you never lived.

They'll bury you in the ground and put up a cross,

And the world will lose all interest in you.