My friend Mishka

Suddenly, I remembered my 18 years...

My friend Mishka and I formed a duo.

No, don't think badly of me, dear reader...

We fooled around a bit with some girls.

It happened in the storage room—behind our tech school.

Oh, the crazy times of youth!

Mishka and I ditched class,

Got some booze, some snacks,

And just as we laid it all out—pardon my French!

Two ladies barged into the storage room.

They were about 20 (but with one flaw)—

Those madams were already a little pregnant.

They drank all our wine and ate all our snacks—what a riot!

Then they decided to thank us—

To reward us with their love.

Mishka and I quickly agreed.

The girls pulled down their pants

And got on all fours, facing each other.

And off we went! Hold on, sister!

Mikhail banged one,

I pounded the other lady...

It was so awesome in that storage room!

Too bad we didn't bring any vodka then...

Then Mishka and I swapped places.

Our ladies gave themselves with passion!

We screwed until we saw stars!

The girls were all: oh this, ah that!

Ah, how wonderfully we relaxed!

The girls gave themselves up to us for food...

I want to thank those masters,

Who designed that storage room for us.

After all, Mishka and I weren't the only ones in there.

2/3 of the school never left it!

I'm no Pushkin, but after hanging out with my youth friends, these memories just flooded in. We were studying at a hydro-reclamation technical school back then, but we called it a "tech school," and after finishing the first year, we decided to celebrate our 18th birthday, and this incident happened to us. A bit wild, but it felt so wonderful to us!