"Once on Epiphany evening, girls would tell fortunes.
They'd take a shoe off their foot and throw it over the gate..."
And at that time, along the fence
Walked the local loser Kolya.
This Kolya got the urge
To peek through a hole in the fence...
He was a voyeur
And also – a masturbator.
He got himself settled in a bit better,
When the shoe landed –
Smack on his "pumpkin" it flew!
Kolya didn't have time to yelp.
He flew off into the snow, fell flat,
Lies there cursing the girls:
"Damn you, double damn! I'll teach you how to throw!"
/>Grabbed the shoe – hurled it back.
Well, he lost his temper, that's clear...
Lifting the heavy boot –
The girls into the hut...
Our buddy trudged on further,
Rubbing a big bump,
Cursing the girls, the fortune-telling, and Epiphany...
And no wonder! What a "treat"!
No need to yell at the girls!
Safety regulations must be observed!
If you're not a suitor, weren't thinking of proposing,
Then you've no damn business skulking along the fence!.... .
Friends, don't judge the verses too harshly,
After all, I'm not Pushkin – sorry...