When sex gets boring...

Hi. It's me again.. Your silence makes me think you're starting to get bored with something. Last time you complained that you were getting a bit bored in bed. Well, I think it's true, something needs to change. I'm also getting tired of classic sex. The boring missionary position, doggy style, sucking and licking each other day after day... I'm sick of it. Get ready, tonight is the time for magic. You know how I was when we first met.. It's time to remember that.

I don't even know where to start, but you'd better prepare yourself at work. Remember the photo of my dick I sent you last week? Look

at it closely, if you start to get wet, go to the bathroom, jerk off. Or just look and imagine things in your head. I think I'll start my show right at the door. You left for work this morning in that black skirt you bought on Wednesday. That's good. The fact that you're in tights is not a problem either. I'll of course let you take off your coat and boots, but then don't be offended.. I'll pull up your skirt with my hand, slip my hand under your tights and panties and feel your vagina.. Yeah.. There's your little bush. I'll stick two fingers in you and drag you to the bedroom like on a hook. And don't scream… The show is just beginning…

Mmm. And what do we see here? How our little bed, where I fucked you yesterday, has changed.. Do you like it? Well, yeah, I agree. It hasn't changed much, I just removed the mattress and left only the orthopedic base. Lie down.. Yeah, it's hard, what did you expect? You wanted heavy sex, we'll arrange it now.. Spread your legs wider, and spread your arms. Yeah, like that.. I rummaged through your things a bit while you were slaving away in your accounting department, no hard feelings, okay?

You know, you have so many panties you could probably dress half of India. And give the other half to perverts. So they can sniff them, put them on their heads and shove them up their asses. And there will still be some left for you. A two-week supply. Screw the panties, that's not what this is about now. I was looking for your tights. Turns out you have a lot of those too.. Probably some Chinese factory works just for you. I picked out some, the stronger and denser ones. Yeah, and I took the ones with flowers too. Whatever. They'll be for your dessert. You can scream all you want in your accounting department, I still can't hear you here. You work on the other side of town.

So, you're lying down? Now it's time for your tights.. I'm going to start tying you up with them. And not to the slats, but to the bedposts. On the slats they would slide and loosen over time. But the bedposts are firmly in place. No escape. I'll tell you right now, I'll tie them tight, until your skin turns red. So you don't squirm, little fish.. The harder you pull your arm or leg, the more it will hurt. Because the tights dig into your skin. Keep that in mind. And.. Finally, it's time for your flowers.. Your arms and legs are tied, but that's not all yet. Do you know what the pink towel is for on the edge of the bed? Can't guess? Okay.. I won't drag it out, I'm putting it on your neck, this towel, yeah don't twist your head, it's falling.. Look, damn it, at the ceiling, where I smeared the camera.. There.. And now the flowers.. I'm tying your head to the bed. Carefully. You can't do it without the towel, who knows how you might jerk around.

All done. Tied up, I step back to admire you. Probably time for me to get undressed too. Mmm.. I see a smile on your face.. Why isn't mine standing yet? Well, wait, not everything at once.. Its time will come. I look at you, a picture worthy of a museum — my wife, a star, tied to the bed. Talyan, Seryoga! Come out! — I yell.. Ooh.. what big eyes you've got..

I stand and wait.. Probably a minute. Just kidding, there's no one. Don't scream, or I'll shove panties in your mouth. Mine, unwashed. By the way! That's a good idea! Well now, where are my underwear? Come here, darling.. There, they look great on your head. All your hair fits in them. I was joking about Talyan. I'm alone.. Wait a minute. I leave and come back with our camera. I'm going to do a photoshoot now. I wonder if your Lydia Mikhailovna has any sexual fantasies? Or does she only know how to tell you to fuck off when you ask her for money? I'll go send her the photos by email. I'm leaving. Yeah.. You hear me clicking the mouse on the computer. Tomorrow, darling, you'll be an internet star. I'll have to send you to PICMIR later..

There, as they say, let's add some spice to our relationship.. Because it really had gotten a bit boring. I take a box from under the bed. Actually, a huge box from our vacuum cleaner.. There are, let's say, some handy tools for our sex with you. Intrigued? But.. First, a massage. I start massaging your legs, I know it's hard for all women to walk in heels all day, so your legs need to be kneaded. And the harder the better. Do you like it? That's what I thought.. I go higher and higher. Massage your thighs. Your tummy. Your tits need a good kneading. I'm lucky with your tits, big, soft.. Warm. I don't like mosquito bites on a woman when there are no tits at all. It's like sleeping with a guy.. Although… To each their own. Some people like it. Ooh.. Your nipples are hard! Cool, so you're already ready. I'll stroke your vagina a little, do you like it? Enjoy.. It'll get more interesting.

I take a candle out of the box. Can you guess? No, you guessed wrong… I'm not going to fuck you with a candle. Then it'll smell like paraffin in there.. And licking paraffin isn't very nice.. You know. I take out a lighter. Mmm, I like the way you think. But wrong again. I take out a cigarette and light it. I throw the lighter back in the box. And don't scream, we'll air it all out later, spray some air freshener, hang up a deodorizer. I take a kitchen grater out of the box.. Smile, darling, smile…

Caught your breath? Good, let's move on. I take out some construction tape. Wide. I know I've already chained you up. It's not for that. By the way, how are your arms and legs? Yeah, marks will remain.. No big deal, they'll fade.. You scratched my back that time, it healed, didn't it.. This will too. Time to deal with your dead hedgehog.. I tear off pieces of tape and stick them on your vagina. About forty centimeters each piece. Just right, from your navel to your ass.. Sorry, anus.. I stuck five strips. Stuck them on well. Nice and even, so not a single hair is missed. Ready? Any last wishes? No? Well, here we go..

Fuck.. That must hurt.. I told you a long time ago to shave.. Every time I lick, I have to pick your hairs out of my teeth. I'm sick of it. But look how clean it is. Well, let me try… Mmm, how nice it is to lick now… And suck your clit? Mmm. Amazing.. So it's always like this from now on, understood? Let me lick some more, I see you're already crying. No tears, better smile. I'm smiling at you. I lick you for about 10 minutes. Great. I make a carousel inside you with my tongue. Stretch your lips with my fingers. Well, you seem to have calmed down, even started moaning a little. That's good. Mmm, yeah you started to get wet, darling, that's good.. The lube will come in handy. My buddy Dima hooked me up with a cheap hammer drill. Wait, I'll go get it. And.. Make a simpler face. If you're going to enjoy it, do it fully..

You know, I was watching some Italian porn the other day. And I thought, why not? Only there the girls were having fun with a screwdriver. You can tell right away, a woman with a tool. But a screwdriver doesn't have a hammer mode! It only knows how to spin! So I thought… Anyway. Before the intensive orgasm session, I'll give you a little briefing. This big fucker is called a hammer drill. It's a Makita brand. Which in Russian means an awesome hammer drill. The guys will understand and appreciate it when I bring it to work. It works in three modes. The first is just drilling, this button. The drill just spins back and forth. The second mode is hammer.. Don't be afraid. I'm not going to make a cutlet out of you. The drill doesn't spin, it just hammers the surface it touches. Usually for this they put a special attachment instead of a drill. With the hammer drill they either chip something off or chase a groove in the wall for wiring. Well.. And the third mode..

The third mode is drilling with hammering.. The drill spins and hammers. Remember when I hung curtains and hammered the walls? Well, darling.. Now you'll be the wall..

Don't jerk around, damn it, I know safety regulations.. Here.. I found it in your drawer with the panties. Did you think I didn't know? Naive.. I'm not a fool either. If a woman gets bored with regular sex, she immediately goes for a vibrator.. I don't know, you're hard to understand sometimes. You don't always understand me either when my back is killing me after work and you want to ride me.. Well, anyway. I modified your device a bit. Luckily it's not hollow inside. It's all silicone. Anyway, I inserted a drill bit from the hammer drill into it. And now it looks like a new attachment! Here! Look what an interesting piece of crap I made! I'll call it the "electro-perfo-vibrator".. Shall we begin? Which mode for you first?

No.. I'm not going in there, I've been there for a long time.. Consider that I'm just realizing your fantasies when you play without me.. I'll try to insert it first. There.. Not painful? I'll try spinning…. Mmm. You're smiling… You must like it… Then why were you screaming? Faster, you say? Let's go faster…. The main thing is not to wrap anything up inside you on this vibrator… Oh… You're so wet, you must really like it. Yeah, and it's working easier. Turn on the hammering? Let's go… Brr.. Cool? Brrrrrrrrr.. Brrrrrr.. Don't jerk too much, your anus is nearby… Brrrrrrrrrrrrr…. Yeahhh bitch, feel the male power inside you…. Even if it's mechanical.. Brrrrrrrrrrr.. Brrrrrrrrrrr.. Do you like it, bitch? Brrrrrr.. This isn't like poking yourself with your hand.. Brrrrrrrrrrr…. Brrrrrrrrrrr.. Brrrrrrrrrrr.. Cum, you bastard!!!!!!!!! Brrrrrrrrrr.. cum! Brrrrrrrrrrr.. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. Brrrrr..

Wow, holy shit… You really came!!! You even pissed all over the wallpaper…. Do you really go to the bathroom like that? That's awesome… So that's extreme heavy sex…. Well, lie down, rest a bit… I'll be right back….

I came back with a knife. A big kitchen knife. What??? As if I need you that much, to cut you.. Let me cut the tights.. There.. Get up already, let's go to the kitchen, I'm hungry.. And.. You kiss great, sunshine.. I love you!