How to blow off an old lady

Now I'm getting to the heart of the article. In it, I will break down the criteria and "tricks of the great magician" that can be used to stand up a woman and hurt her. Why? For a better understanding of female psychology, and for a healthy, resentment-free "game" that some men might want to try. I certainly won't be giving advice on how to lure a woman and throw sulfuric acid on her))) Just the usual harmless standing-up, which every other guy falls for practically regularly. This topic is "taboo," it's hardly discussed in the online community at all, or they give stupid advice like, "Take a chick to a restaurant and sneak out, let

her pay for herself." This method is quite risky, especially if the chick has your contact info. And it's not as easy to trick a chick this way as it seems. Just like sleeping with her without paying, or taking her to the highway and leaving her there overnight. I will break down harmless online standing-up and supplement it with some very successful thoughts from other men.

1 — "Creating a profile." It's simple here: upload someone else's photo, preferably of some foreigner who looks Russian, set the city through which you'll be searching, get a burner SIM card so you can throw it away if needed, set the desired age to 30, fill in interests, a greeting status, and basically the profile is ready.

2 — "Offering money." According to my statistics, one in a thousand responds to an offer of free sex, while 9 out of 10 respond to an offer of paid sex. I mean girls who have "sex" listed in their interests. So the most effective way is to offer a chick around 10,000 rubles, immediately say the meeting is only on your turf, and it's best to start the first message like this: "Hi, need a sponsor?" or "Greetings, interested in 10k for a meeting?" From the first message, you hook a willing woman; she asks for a number. Give a burner number, act convincingly on the phone, show that you really want this meeting, be positive, giggle. Chicks love it when guys giggle and chat casually, especially when they also offer money, like a security guard's or janitor's monthly salary. That's it, she calls a taxi and comes to you. Don't turn off the phone; the most interesting part is ahead. She arrives, calls you, and asks where you are. Say you went to the store or are taking a bath and will be there soon. That's it, after that, turn off the phone) The magic is done!

3 — "Offering friendship." Also a very effective method, considering how many chicks are looking for suckers for friendship and wish-fulfillment. One very enterprising person did this: put up a photo of a muscular guy, paid for advertising six months in advance, gave a burner number. His call was like this: looking for a girl to meet at the cinema, I'll pay for the tickets. Probably more than 50 girls responded to his ad. Each came to the cinema and waited for him for 2-3 hours, then left disappointed. This was confirmed by the cleaners working there. The mind is cunning in its inventions; some stand people up this way too. You can replace the cinema with a pizzeria, a club, or a walk on the beach. You can also write yourself; again, it's important to hook them from the first message, something like "Hi. Read that you're interested in friendship, I'm up for going to a pizzeria, having a heart-to-heart chat." The principle is the same—the chick arrives, we say we'll be there soon and turn off the phone!

4 — "Getting under the skin." This is a very difficult but one of the most painful methods. The point is to hook a girl, call her every day to ask how she's doing, text her every day. In 2 weeks, the chick will get very used to you. After that, set up a meeting and bail. I assure you, chicks feel really bad after this; they get depressed, just look at their forums. Such a "letdown" will be remembered for a lifetime. To make it even more painful, 2-3 weeks after the first letdown, write again, from a different profile. Again, text for 2 weeks, set up a meeting, and again not show up))) I assure you, their heads will explode quite spectacularly.

5 — "Promise help and not show up." Also an effective method. The point is this—a chick asks you to help her, for example, move a sofa, unload a truck, fix a faucet, glue something. Promise you'll be there at a specific time, sharp. When she calls, say "I'm on my way, I'll be there soon." After that, ignore. For the chick, this will also be unpleasant and painful.

6 — "Pretend to be a girlfriend and slander." The point—create a female profile, worm your way in "as a girlfriend." Find out all the secrets, what's possible and what's not, then throw the revelations into the public domain)) Or similarly set up a meeting and not show up, but the chick will ask for a number, so this method isn't effective from a female profile.

7 — "Expose her." Write to a married chick or one with a boyfriend, offer money for a meeting. You can even call and record the conversation. Then send the info to all her friends and her husband or boyfriend (((A very harsh method. But believe me, the results will make up for all your expectations!

8 — "A date over stones." The point is this—set up a real meeting with a chick, preferably where the road is bad or it's inconvenient to walk. Great if she comes in heels. Lead the chick for the longest possible time over potholes and terrible roads, talking a lot and prolonging the meeting time. In chick-speak, such a date is called "Just awful, the guy didn't think about her comfort at all." One guy I know led a chick like this for 3 hours; the result was obvious.

9 — "Be rude." The point is to text normally at first, then suddenly be rude in the most painful way. Then immediately block the chick. Works quite effectively too.

10 — "You're bad." Constantly hint to the chick how bad she is, and how good her friend or another woman is. Keep it up until she ignores you or has a major freak-out. Also a good thing.

Addendum — Female methods of "standing up"

1 — "A week." A girl writes to you and clearly hints at sex or a meeting, but during the conversation it turns out she's only available in a week. From personal experience, out of 30 meetings and similar promises, only one actually happened, and the rest subsequently bailed. This group can be considered energy vampires. Sucked up energy and vanished) Or as a lack, someone to mess with your head and stand up. With "I'll be available in a week," you can safely ignore or stand up in return—offer a lot of money and not show up. The main thing is to know that the initial goal of the one writing is to stand you up!

2 — "I don't give out my number." There can be any excuses, from "I'm not alone at home" to "my phone is broken." An example of typical standing up; the best choice is immediate ignore! Don't waste time on such bitches.

3 — "Let's get to know each other better." This includes "Let's just be friends for now." Safely ignore or stand up in return using any standing-up method.

4 — "Have you seen yourself in the mirror?" A standard chick template. As a response—write "And have you seen the old man you slept with for money the day before yesterday?" and block.

5 — "I have a boyfriend." It's all clear here, just stop communicating.

6 — "I don't call first." Write "Wait for your prince" or "Are you a queen?" Block.

7 — "Come to me yourself, wherever is convenient for me." The nastiest method of standing up; the conclusion—stand up in return, promise something valuable and not come, or lure the chick a bit farther from home and still not come.

8 — "First a movie or cafe." Common standing up; immediate ignore or standing up in return. Out of 10 such promises, I struck out every time! This is initial standing up and it doesn't imply sex, not even kissing.

9 — "Phone sex." Out of some resentment, a chick calls and has phone sex with you, says she'll call herself in a week and come. Naturally, no one calls in a week) Here the chick combines several stand-ups into one, with the goal of making it unpleasant and painful. You can laugh it off or stand up in return. A clear illustration of how chick logic works and how she values herself.

10 — "Lend me money." A chick asks for a loan, promises to pay back or hints at future sex or a relationship. In 90% of cases—it's a scam. At best, the chick will return your money with a monkey-like grimace after multiple reminders. At worst—consider that money a gift to her. A couple of friends fell for this. Alternative—stand up in return, promise money and disappear)

11 — "Sexual provocation." A chick shows she wants sex but doesn't give it in any way. Basically, she's waiting for investments and contributions from you. Act at your discretion.

12 — "Dragging out the conversation." A chick writes but deliberately drags out the conversation, replies once a day and clearly stalls. A method beloved by all chicks; the best way out—immediately block if you notice such a dismissive attitude.

13 — "A request before the meeting." Join a group, like something, write something. The goal—standing up, no meeting will happen. Ignore.

Epilogue — As we can see, there are many good and convenient ways of "standing up." If the time has come when sometimes they wipe their feet on us, then we must act in a similar way; only then will the situation slowly shift and they will start to respect us a little and understand that we are not weak-willed creatures (like talking to a brick wall), but people, with our own vulnerable emotions and soul. In my opinion, most chicks are so morally dull and insensitive that a man who expresses dissatisfaction with their stand-ups and setups is simply a "wrong" loser. Such a sad situation cannot but be depressing.